Hey everybody I'm new to the forums and wanted to share my story and get some advice/opinions.So I had an interview this week and took the required drug test. I picked up two bottles of synthetic urine online called UPass version 8.4 and subbed it for my dirty piss. Its from Safeguard Labs and has an expiration date of 4/2018. There was no way i could have passed with my real sample.
So after doing some research this is how I pulled it off. I practiced with the gooch sneak but found I couldnt walk confidently without it lookin like I was tryin to hold in a duece. I'm a relatively big guy, very broad shouldered with a thick chest. After some trial and error I found that I could easily hold the pre mixed bottle in my armpit completely covered by my arm (not everyone will be big enough to pull this off). I slipped it under a wife beater into my underarm then threw on a loose fitting black t-shirt. Looking in the mirror back and front I couldn't see a thing out of the ordinary.
See AlsoUPass Synthetic Urine Review: Does It Work?What Synthetic Urine to Use for LabCorp Drug Testing?Anyone waiting on Maternit 21 from Labcorp? - October 2022 Babies | Forums | What to Expect | Page 8UPass Synthetic Urine Review: Does It Work?So now comes the temp issue. I wasnt too sure about microwaving it or using the hand warmers it came with so I experimented with just putting the room temp bottle under my arm for 90 minutes and wait to see what the thermometer read. Lo and behold after 90 mins it was the perfect 96 ish that I was looking for.
I attended the interview the next day without the bottle placed as I knew they would send me somewhere else and as long as I got the test done within the day it would be fine. I aced the interview and was told I had the job assuming that I would pass the drug test.I then hopped in my car and headed to the nearest burger joint. In the parking lot I placed the bottle in my underarm just as before and went in to enjoy some "lovely" fast food and sit for the required 90 minutes so the bottle could warm. After an hour and a half I went into the burger joints bathroom to check the temp. Reaching into the neck hole of the shirt I could easily pull the bottle out with no sound. Bingo the temp was 96-97 degrees. I returned it quickly to my underarm and headed to the test facility.
I entered the facility and was greeted by the staff. I was wearing tan khakis and the loose black t-shirt. I also was clean shaven and hair combed (you want to look as respectable as possible). So i filled out the paperwork and was quickly taken to the back for the test. It was your run of the mill unsupervised test. All that was asked of me was to empty my pockets and not to flush the toilet or run the water. I entered the bathroom and quickly did the deed. Reached into the neck just as before and was able to remove the bottle, unscrew the cap and slowly pour the contents into the cup provided in about a minute. The temp read at 94 on their cup so I felt like it was good to go. I then returned the capped bottle with a smidge left over back to my arm pit and took a normal piss into the toilet bowl. All in all about 3 minutes elapsed. Zipped up and exited the bathroom and handed "my" sample to the tech. She checked the temp, checked something off on her sheet, then split the sample into two vials as I watched. She then sealed the vials and had me initial the seals. Then I was allowed to wash my hands and given a copy of the chain of possession form. She told me the results would be sent to the employer within 24-48 hrs. I said thank you and left.
In my car I took a look at the form I was given and noticed that it said "Was the temperature between 90-100 degrees?" and the YES box next to that is checked. So I am 100% confident the temp was legit. Also the sample was sent off to a LabCorp facility in North Carolina.
So now my only concern is the quality of the UPass 8.4 product. Does anyone have any recent experience with this product? Again it is from Safeguard Labs with an expiration of 04/2018 and lot number 0416x18.
Do you think I passed this test? Thanks for any feedback or opinions on whether I passed or not. When I find out I will update with the result.
Product: UPass version 8.4
Expires: 04/2018
Lot #: 0416x18
Temp reading: 96 on bottle, 94 on test cup
Lab: LabCorp NC
